Kostunica, Kraljica Elizabeth i George Bush (Na engleskom)

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Kostunica died and went straight to
hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England: I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there".
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well,
Devil, how much do I owe you?"
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to
sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the United States;
I want to see how everybody is doing there too." He called and talked
for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe
you?" The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Kostunica was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call
Serbia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to
talk to the ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to Velja,
everybody..." He calls Serbia and he talks for about twenty hours, he
talked and talked and talked, then he asked,
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "One dollar".
Kostunica is stunned and says "One dollar? Only one freaking dollar?"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
its local".